Really Sis?
I think you look pretty in my shoes and sunglasses.
Really Sis?
Fine, I will take them back then.
No, I've got this Sis!
Gabers, tear these leaves up for Kitten, she loves them.
What are they?
Mom said they are cat nip.
What is that for?
I think it cleans cat teeth or something like that.
Why is Kitten acting all crazy?
Maybe she had too much cat nip?
Kitten, we need to have a conversation about this 'Spice' addiction you have.
I know it is legal Kitten, but it makes you crazy.
It turns you into a biting zombie cat and we just can't have that!
WOW Gabers, check this out!
Mommy pulled out another toy, BONUS, huh Sis!
So fun Gabers!
Sis, now is the time to tell everyone about the funny thing you did today.
Do you have to?
Yes, you have avoided it long enough!
Okay but be quick!
Sis and I were bouncing on the couch. I fell off and hurt my bum. Sis asked me if I was hurt and if I wanted her to kiss where it hurt. I said 'Ya' of course. And she kissed my bum and then asked me if I feel better!
Even SpongeBob StachePants wont get near my bum!
A stoned cat and a "life source" near Gabriel's behind? End times are here!
ReplyDeleteThat cat needs therapy...and as for Gabriels "last over the fence"? Well, soaking his diaps in Febreze might help. grampsH