Sister for sale, make an offer!
Brother for free, will pay someone to take him!
Hey, you can't give me away!
I'm not giving you away, I am paying someone to take you away!
What are you going to pay them?
I hadn't thought that far in advance. Um, I won't give up my food... Dirty diapers, no, that wont work, too stinky... my toys, no, that wont work either, I want those... What else is there? PEDIASURE! I will give them all of your PediaSure to take you. Mom says it is liquid gold. That will work!
Sis, you are crazy!