Stinky Baby

This is my baby, Baby.

Sniff, sniff, sniff...

Dang kid you STINK!

You smell like a barnyard.

What did you eat today.

My eyes are watering, dang kid.

Can you smell yourself?

Hold still.

All that stink for...

One pebble.

Ah much better.

I still can't believe you stank my whole house up with one pebble.

One little very stinky pebble.

Look kid in my five and a half years on the force...

I have heard it all.

I have smelled more places than I can count.

You are going to have to work MUCH harder to compete with me!

I want you to sit here and digest that!

Mom notes -
OMG
I think we are raising a town flasher...
Gabriel walks out of the bathroom covered in a towel. Upon entering the room he busts out with "TAADAA" and drops the towel. Um glad to hear you using words Gabriel BUT please don't practice your flashing skills!