Isabella - "I like Spider-Man but he needs pink and flowers. Mom can't Spider-Man wear pink and flowers."
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "good I want him to be like a pink poodle Spider-Man."
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "or he could be all different colors and be a Rainbow Dash Spider-Man, can he do that?"
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "Spider-Man needs to change his clothes, he is not fabulous."
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "mom I have to toot, can you open the door?"
Me - "to air out the house?"
Isabella - "MOM, I haven't tooted, I need you to open the door."
Me - "so you can kill the flowers trying to grow outside?"
Isabella - "MOM, there is snow not flowers and I don't stink like daddy."
Me - "then you don't need the door open."
Isabella - "mom it's not fabulous to toot around others."
Me - "tell your dad that."
Isabella - "mom he is a boy, boys don't understand. Are you going to open the door or not?"
I open the door and out runs bells who proceeded to let out a very loud toot. Upon coming back inside:
Isabella - "ah I feel SO much better."
Me - "well I'm glad you did that outside."
Isabella - "I did not toot, it was Phia."
Oh Isabella
Isabella - "mom I have to go potty, can you save my balls? I don't want Phia touching my balls while I go potty!"
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "good I want him to be like a pink poodle Spider-Man."
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "or he could be all different colors and be a Rainbow Dash Spider-Man, can he do that?"
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "Spider-Man needs to change his clothes, he is not fabulous."
Me - "uh hum."
Isabella - "mom I have to toot, can you open the door?"
Me - "to air out the house?"
Isabella - "MOM, I haven't tooted, I need you to open the door."
Me - "so you can kill the flowers trying to grow outside?"
Isabella - "MOM, there is snow not flowers and I don't stink like daddy."
Me - "then you don't need the door open."
Isabella - "mom it's not fabulous to toot around others."
Me - "tell your dad that."
Isabella - "mom he is a boy, boys don't understand. Are you going to open the door or not?"
I open the door and out runs bells who proceeded to let out a very loud toot. Upon coming back inside:
Isabella - "ah I feel SO much better."
Me - "well I'm glad you did that outside."
Isabella - "I did not toot, it was Phia."
Oh Isabella
Isabella - "mom I have to go potty, can you save my balls? I don't want Phia touching my balls while I go potty!"
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