Well, lost the 'Mother of the Year' award already. Ah snow day funnies:
Isabella - "mom what happens if you fart and poop at the same time?
Me - "you turn into an old man like your daddy."
Isabella - "I'm a girl mom"
Me - "why did you poo?"
Isabella - "a little, it was an accident."
Me checking her underwear... "There is no poo in here."
Isabella - "mom those unders were dirty, I took them off, duh mom."
Me- "Isabella where did you put them?"
Isabella - "I hid them, it was an accident"
Me - "an accident, got it. Where are the dirty underwear"
Isabella- "in my bed under my blanket"
Me- "ew, you were going to slept with poopy underwear, why would you do that Isabella?"
Isabella - "it was an accident"
Me- "I know girl but you put nasty unders in your bed, that is not an accident."
And then it all hit me and I started cracking up.
Me - "Isabella next time why don't you hide your underwear somewhere less nasty, like: the garbage or in the washer."