There really isn't much to tell.
My friends and I were playing outside,
And I had to poo.
I'm not going inside, that's too far!
So I went in my diaper.
It's not my fault mom dressed me in a dress,
And there was not extra protection.
I might have accidentally smeared it all down the slide.
And my friends may have gone down the slide after me.
It may have gotten all over so badly it even got on my teachers.
And then I may have recreated the incident with pudding I stole from the fridge.
Mom says it's a good thing she loves me.