Purdy Crazy!

Gabers I had a crazy morning.  I got up and everybody was sleeping so I decided to help myself to some breakfast.

What did you get.

I went downstairs to daddy's stash to get some donuts but couldn't get them open.

What happened next Sis?

I grabbed daddy's cookies.  I was able to get those open.  After I finished a few I realized there were crumbs all over the place.

Did you clean them up?

Heck no, I got more food.  After my cookies I realized I was trusty.  What better way to wash cookies down than with some chocolate milk.  Sadly I am not strong enough to poor the milk very good so I made a bit of a mess all over the kitchen.

Why didn't you ask for help Sis?

I did.  I whispered because everyone was asleep.  Nobody came to help.  After all the work to get chocolate milk I was hungry again so I went downstairs again to get daddy's Grapenuts.  You have seen the container.  I ended up making a trail of Grapenuts from daddy's room all the way to the living room. I couldn't let the Grapenuts go to waste so I made some art out of the ones on the floor for mommy and daddy while I continued to eat.

Is that what I stepped on this morning Sis?

Yup, I under estimated how difficult it would be to clean them up.

I am guessing mom was still asleep when she cleaned your mess up because I did not hear yelling.

She did not yell at me until I drank your antibiotic.

You did what?

I wanted some medicine so I got into the fridge and got your antibiotic out. Imagine my surprise, I was able to open it up.  I chugged that stuff down. It is pretty tasty Gabers.  Mom wouldn't let me have any more.

Mom called someone called poison control, huh.  Do you remember the last time mom called poison control Sis? 

The Icy Hot incident? Who knew we weren't suppose to rub it all over ourselves.  The bath was the worst thing EVER! 

What did they say Sis?

Mom and dad need to watch me close.  More than likely nothing major will happen but I may poo myself.  I am okay with that, I poo myself already. That antibiotic stuff sure tastes good!

You tired me out Sis!

Mom's notes - This was all before 10:30 this morning.  The day went much smoother after nap time today.