If you can't beat them

Success, I stole the coffee!

It's mine, all mine!

What, it's empty?

How will I get my crazy fix now?

Phia look, a bird.

Okay, okay I get it now.

Come back here bird!

The joke is on me.

Birdy, birdy, birdy...

Well, you know what they say...

If you can't beat them, join them... Get back here bird!

Mom's notes-

One eating sand through a straw and the other licking it up puppy style. It's a Purdy crazy life!

Rain feed me goldfish like I'm a puppy.

Yup, I'm cute!