What did you steal more of Daddy's donuts?
Of course I did, but that is not why I am in timeout.
Why are you in timeout Sis?
Because I always wet my pants at home.
But you stay dry all day at school.
I know.
Then why do you wet your pants at home?
Because I want to.
And you told mom that?
Of course.
So you are in timeout?
A full three minutes.
You are lucky that is all Sis.
Mom's note - need I say more...



